Jokes

This is a really, really funny joke that Justin made up:

Why did the chicken not cross the road?

Because he didn't want to get to the other side!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

Isn't that the funniest thing that you have ever heard?!

Here is another one:

Why are fire trucks always red?


Because, two and two are four, and four times three is twelve, twelve inches makes a ruler, a famous ruler was Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Elizabeth sails the ocean, the ocean has fish in it, fish have fins, the Fins fought the Russians, and the Russians are red. So that is why fire trucks are red, because they are always rushin'!

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

Joanna~